More TV Memories – Turnstyle.

Turnstyle (Channel 5, 1997-1998)

This is yet another piece about the early days of Channel 5, because having looked back at various things like their original commitment to comedy, news, and so on, I thought that I would now take a look at their sport coverage. At the launch, there was a live show on Saturday mornings called Turnstyle, which was often hosted by Dominik Diamond (who wasn’t far short of the end of his time on Channel 4’s GamesMaster by this point), alongside Gail McKenna.

In this, the weekend’s sporting action would be previewed, there would also be guests in the studio, and viewers could phone in to take part in competitions. And there would be a late Sunday edition looking back at the weekend’s highlights. But it would be rather good if they actually had some live sport to show too. Most of this would feature in Live And Dangerous, which filled the majority of the twilight hours most nights (and Channel 4 attempted a similar late-night sport compendium around the same time called Under The Moon).

Among the hosts of the early editions was Tommy Boyd, although, as seems to happen a lot in his career, he vanished not long after in fairly mysterious circumstances. Among the sport featured was Major League Baseball, which attracted a decent following, and continued to be covered for many years, until Channel 5 decided that they wanted to fill the slot with endless Channel Quizzy Quiz.

But the moment where Turnstyle was really going to come into its own was when Channel 5 had the rights to show a live World Cup Qualifier featuring England. This took place at the end of May, and was promoted roughly every ten minutes since the launch of a couple of months earlier. Their aim was, like with other genres, to provide something fresh and different, not like the stuffy old BBC! Coverage began at 4:30, 2½ hours before kick-off, and they wanted an experienced host for this.

Curiously, they went for Brough Scott, best known as the host of Channel 4 Racing (I also remember Hawksbee And Jacobs commenting that he hosted the Breakfast Show on TalkSport for about one week, and all of his guests seemed to be Irish jockeys on the phone). Various people were asked about England’s prospects as the time had to be filled. And for a commentator, they chose Jonathan Pearce.

He was known for his coverage on radio station Capital Gold, and his profile increased following Euro ’96. The idea was that seemingly if there was going to be a goal, he would simply shout “England have scored!!” as loud as he could, just like the fans watching. As it turned out, in Katowice, England took an early lead through Alan Shearer, and Teddy Sheringham scored a second late on for a 2-0 win. And you wouldn’t have seen those goals on TV anywhere else. Unbelievable!

After this, Channel 5 decided to do deals to cover the English teams taking part in the European competitions the UEFA Cup, and the new defunct Cup Winners’ Cup. Pearce was kept on as commentator, but their coverage was now much more straightforward and perfectly adequate, even if it was never going to compete ratings-wise with the likes of the Champions League on ITV. Turnstyle carried on for about a year, and then Diamond went on to host Sportscall on BBC Radio 5 Live, an amusing show featuring questions about the week’s sport.

The YouTube Files – Throb.

Throb (1986-1988)

I am not usually that interested in American sitcoms, but when I read the description of this one, I decided that I must find out more, because this is a syndicated sitcom that was made in the mid-80s about the music industry. So I thought that there might a chance that Throb could feature a lot of big-haired pop stars, and after I went on YouTube, I discovered that to some extent this was right.

The main character in Throb is Sandy Beatty (Diana Canova, who was also in sitcom Soap). Sandy is a 33-year-old divorcee from New York who gets a job at an independent New Wave record label. As the music of her childhood was from the 60s, seeing all the trendy people from a younger generation hanging around the office makes her feel older than she is and out of touch.

It was rather odd seeing all these pop stars come and go and also perform their songs in the office while the staff tried to work (and there were no computers!). Maybe with some work they could end up on the cover of Billboard or Cash Box. Sandy’s boss is Zachary Armstrong, and his look and mannerisms were based on Michael J Fox, who was increasing in popularity at the time.

Other characters include Sandy’s colleague Phil, along with her friend and neighbour Meredith, and her son Jeremy (Paul Walker, who would become better known for appearing in the Fast And Furious film franchise). Among the real pop stars making guest appearances were Donny Osmond and Frankie Valli, and a young George Clooney played an aspiring singer in an early episode.

But what really interested me about Throb was that there was a character called Blue, but it turns out that she didn’t have blue hair though. Her real name was Prudence, she was rather mouthy and trendy, and she was played by the English-born Jane Leeves. Now it is always rather strange to hear London accents turn up in American shows. There is something of a personality clash between her and the more reserved Sandy.

Blue did have some rather spectacular 80s hair though, and her dress sense was remarkable too. I would bet that even the cast of Jem wouldn’t want to wear half of the costumes that she did. Blue later moves in with Sandy. Leeves would eventually become a big name when she was in sitcom Frasier in the 90s, and in this she would have a Manchester accent instead of a London one, but Leeves is actually from East Sussex.

There were 48 episodes of Throb in two series. Some early episodes were shown in some ITV regions in a late-night slot in the late-80s. And all of the episodes were shown on Channel 5 in the late-90s, in the not very coveted timeslot of 4:40am, seemingly when they had run out of editions of Move On Up to repeat. But I was pleased to have seen this, what times they were.

The YouTube Files – The Morwenna Banks Show.

The Morwenna Banks Show (Channel 5, 1998-1999)

This is another comedy show from the 90s that I don’t remember watching at the time, but once again, thanks to YouTube, I have finally seen some of this, and here’s why I was interested in this one. When Channel 5 launched in 1997, as you should know by now, I was attracted to their supposedly lively and fresh new schedule, like nothing on UK TV before.

Among the highlights was The Jack Docherty Show. Now I know that have reflected on this in several pieces now, but he was going to be the five-nights-a-week star of their late-night schedule. Why they chose him out of everyone, I’m still not sure. But I wonder how many people know that Jack wasn’t the only cast member of Absolutely to get his own show on Channel 5.

Morwenna Banks is someone who had worked on various TV radio and comedy shows, before becoming best-known for featuring in Channel 4’s Absolutely. After this ended, in 1994, she became one of a small group of British-born people to be a cast member of American show Saturday Night Live. I presume that she did her rambling schoolgirl character, which is her best-known routine.

I can only imagine what American audiences thought of it all though. And in 1995, she was in the cast of American sitcom Dream On. After this, she returned to the UK, and was given a show of her own, and many felt that this was well deserved. In The Morwenna Banks Show, various characters featured, along with the schoolgirl again, because if you find a winning formula, you might was well use it.

There was also a small supporting cast including Absolutely‘s Gordon Kennedy. And as several of the writers and producers were also among the cast of that sketch show, this was almost like a bonus fifth series of Absolutely, although a fairly low-key one shown in a late-night slot. At least Channel 5 had some commitment to home-made comedy at this point though.

There’s no doubt that Banks had the talent to play a wide variety of characters, and get the laughs out of them. This was also repeated on Paramount Comedy Channel, although I don’t remember ever seeing this on there during the time that I had access to that channel (thanks to the mighty ITV Digital), and as far as I know, there has been no DVD release.

After the first and only series ended, a year later, there were two one-off specials, shown as part of themed weekends. The first was all about famous blondes, and the second was about science-fiction. Banks has continued to work on various comedy shows, continuing to collaborate with various Absolutely cast members, and also appeared in the first series of Harry And Paul.

More TV Memories – Danger! 50,000 Volts/Danger! Incoming Attack.

Danger! 50,000 Volts (Channel 5, 2002)/Danger! Incoming Attack (Five, 2003)

This is yet another show that had a rather quirky idea. Danger! 50,000 Volts was a half-comedy half-documentary, and it was up to viewers to determine how seriously they should take everything that was featured. This was something of a parody of those outdoor survival series, where slicing your own arm off, or eating some maggots, may be the only thing that you can do if you end up in some trouble.

The host was Nick Frost, who was best-known at the time for being among the cast of sitcom Spaced. Nick seemed to be rather fearless, throwing himself into several sticky situations, and revealing how to get out of them. If you were ever going to fall into some icy water, be struck by lightning, or pierce your foot on a spike, then advice was available, including “if you suffer a direct lightning hit, expect to suffer external burns, hair loss, memory loss, loss of libido, and death”.

There were also several survival experts who appeared to help Nick, who were introduced with some odd facts. Along with their occupation, we would also discover other things about them, like their favourite singer. Words also randomly appeared on the screen to emphasise ideas, and features were usually concluded with an amusing animated sequence (similar to those in scary Public Information Films) that went over the basic points again.

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It seems that Danger! 50,000 Volts actually was released on DVD, accompanied by a bonus edition that wasn’t shown on TV called Danger! 50,000 Zombies, where Nick, along with his old mate Simon “bid again, Simon” Pegg revealed what you should do in the event of a zombie apocalypse (this seems to be somewhat similar to their Shaun Of The Dead film). Put it this way, it probably wasn’t to duck and cover.

There was much praise for this show from critics, which was one of the more ambitious comedy shows that was around at the time, and it was felt that some awards were deserved. A hit show for Channel 5! A year later, Nick returned for a second series, which was retitled Danger! Incoming Attack, and carried on in a similar style. After watching this, you really will be ready for anything that comes your way.

More TV Memories – WCW Worldwide.

WCW Worldwide (ITV, 1991-1995, Channel 5, 1999-2001)

Wrestling is a sport that has received a lot of TV coverage over the years (of course there is the whole “is wrestling actually a sport” debate, but we’ll leave that for another time). For many years, British wrestling used to be shown on Saturday afternoons, and a lot of the people who took part soon became popular with the public. I don’t really remember this though, I am more familiar with American wrestling, from both the WWF (later WWE) and WCW.

The WWF has been shown on Sky since the 80s, and although there weren’t a huge amount of viewers at the time, this did manage to gain some interest. But going into the 90s, I remember watching the WCW, as this was on ITV (maybe this was only shown in the LWT region?) in WCW Worldwide. There were various timeslots, including being a part of Sunday afternoon show Sharp’s Funday. And then there was a move to Saturday afternoons.

I clearly must’ve had something of an interest in all of this, even though I didn’t take it that seriously, as I did record at least one edition. Although it seems that the WCW was second to the WWF in popularity in America, I can still recall a lot of the names that were on the roster at this time, including Sting and Rick Rude, along with lots of other charismatic goodies and baddies who liked showing off their moves that kept the crowd and commentators entertained.

You might also remember in my review of Ten Sharp when I told of the story of when a boy who was in my class at school appeared in a feature alongside a WCW wrestler. Well I am fairly sure that it was someone called Johnny B Badd. I couldn’t believe it really, I had seen him on the TV, and there he was actually with him, I don’t know how all of that happened. I remember as well that some people I knew who did have Sky at this time were into the WWF, also having the magazine.

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There was a sign of the popularity in this country when a song by some WWF wrestlers made the Top Ten in 1992, in an attempt to make the Christmas Number One. WCW Worldwide had left ITV by the mid-90s though. By the late-90s, I finally had access to Sky myself, I did often watch the WWF on weekend afternoons, and I also had some of the computer games that were good fun to play.

It was something of a surprise to me then when after a long gap, WCW Worldwide returned to British TV on Channel 5, this time in a Friday evening slot. Although some of the roster had changed in the years since, the basic idea of people having a grapple in an attempt to win various championships was still the same. I feel that I have mostly outgrown all of this kind of thing now, but for a brief moment when I was younger I found it all rather exciting.

More TV Memories – Sunset Beach.

Sunset Beach (NBC, 1997-1999)

Let’s take yet another look back at the early days of Channel 5. Another genre that they had to have as part of their launch schedule in 1997, was a soap. Now they had their own Family Affairs in primetime, but they wanted one in a daytime slot too. Up to this point, most of the soaps imported to the UK had been either Australian, or American primetime. But they decided to introduce us to the rather unusual world of the American daytime soap.

Sunset Beach was set in California, where the sun always seemed to shine whatever time of day it was, and featured the lives of a young and rather attractive cast. Every episode was about an hour long, but the stories were rather far-fetched and ridiculous. Not much had been seen like it on British TV before, and most critics were initially baffled. Even Night And Day was modest compared to this. This was a place where people coming back to life was almost an everyday occurrence really. vlcsnap-00463

There were a wide range of characters, along with some guest appearances by celebrities including Jerry Springer, and to put it politely, the standard of the acting was rather varied most of the time. I must admit that I didn’t see that many episodes of Sunset Beach at the time, what I remember most about the show is the rather long credit sequence, where the continuity announcer would try to make sense of what happened in the episode. vlcsnap-00464

I also remember that they seemed to comment a lot on a character called Meg, who was one of the protagonists. Don’t forget Annie, either, who was great. This was then expanded to feature comments from viewers as well, plus interviews with cast members, and it was rather unusual to hear an announcer being so sarcastic and mocking about a show that had just featured on their channel. None of this was taken rather seriously. vlcsnap-00465

And there was also a fanpage on Channel 5’s Teletext service which featured further information about stories, and comments from viewers. Don’t forget the omnibus on Saturday afternoon either, that was about three hours long. There were 755 episodes of Sunset Beach packed into barely three years, so plenty happened. And all this attracted a cult following, who were very sorry when this came to an end.vlcsnap-00466

Channel 5 then imported Days Of Our Lives which was another American daytime soap for a short while, but this didn’t do as well, so viewers had to do with only Family Affairs, until it was decided to poach Home And Away and Neighbours. There was then a brief repeat run on ITV2 in 2000, followed by another short run on Five (as it was by then) in 2004. I’m sure that most viewers who saw this still wonder if it was all a dream.

More TV Memories – Channel 5 News.

Channel 5 News (Channel 5, 1997-present)

I didn’t plan to do many pieces about news presentation, because most people don’t find it interesting really. But I think that the story behind this one is worth featuring. When Channel 5 launched in 1997, they had to have a commitment to providing shows in various genres, such as soaps, comedy, and so on. This included also having to provide a news service, and they aimed to make this something a little different.

This would be provided by ITN, who also produced the news for ITV and Channel 4. There would not be a traditional studio as such, but shows would be hosted from various parts of the rather bright newsroom. It might seem rather ridiculous now, but this really was a pioneering idea at the time, and most viewers hadn’t seen anything like it on TV before. Suddenly, being sat at a desk to present the news came across as rather old-fashioned. vlcsnap-00759

As well as the main half-hour show in primetime, which along with the news also included features, interviews, sport, weather, and so on, along with a chance for viewers to contribute, another innovation was to provide brief updates throughout the day, sometimes during films, or between shows, as we much anticipated another edition of The Jack Docherty Show. vlcsnap-00728

Hosts included Kirsty Young, who had already hosted the news in Scotland, and would now become known to a national audience (some have said that Young is arguably the only person to have become famous after appearing on Channel 5), and Rob Butler, who hosted most of the updates. Indeed, I remember one critic at the time who noted that he seemed to host the updates at all times of the day, to the point that they wondered if he ever had any sleep. vlcsnap-00188

And along with this, there was also 5 News Early, an attempt at a breakfast show in a GMTV style, featuring even more news, sport, and everything inbetween to start the day. Unfortunately for them, because GMTV already existed and had a huge amount of viewers, this didn’t do that well in the ratings, and it wasn’t long before this ended and children’s shows filled the slot. vlcsnap-01522

I do remember watching Channel 5 News a lot in the early days, it really did come across as something different, and a fresh take on an established idea. In the years since the launch, there have been several different studios and many more hosts, and for a while the producers were Sky, before returning back to ITN, still making sure to this day that only the most freshly-hatched news will do.

More TV Memories – The Big Stage.

The Big Stage (Channel 5, 1999-2000)

This is a show that is rather curious looking back. Often viewers felt that TV channels should “bring back variety”, such as those shows that featured various singers, magicians, comedians, ventriloquists, and so on. And indeed there have been several of these shows over the years, but none of them did that well really. But did you know that even Channel 5 once had an attempt at doing something like this.

The Big Stage was an hour-long show that had something of a rather old-fashioned feel, as various acts performed to a rather excited studio audience (it’s probably no surprise that this was an LWT production). The host was Bradley Walsh. This was about a decade into his TV presenting career, and by this point he was a fairly well-known name, having already presented game shows including Midas Touch and Wheel Of Fortune, but he wasn’t at the level that he is now.

Bradley has also shown himself to be a good humanitarian, because every time he laughs on The Chase, someone at the Daily Express or some such newspaper can turn this into a news story because this is something very important that needs to be documented, and they will be able to feed their children by reaching their quota of how many stories they need to publish online in a day, what a kind guy.

The Big Stage attempted to cover various things, and as well as featuring some people whose careers were on the rise, there were also some veterans, who, to put it kindly, weren’t on TV as much as they used to be. So you would get a magician do their thing, then a routine from the likes of Bobby Davro or Cannon And Ball (probably taking a break from doing the summer season in Skegness), the latest single from a pop group, and so on, because this is what the public wanted apparently.

Bradley would take part in some comedy sketches himself, and there was also an audience participation game called H2O-No where a holiday could be won. The combination of all this did remind me a little of similar shows like The Magic Comedy Strip. The Big Stage did seem to be rather fun, but the idea was rather outdated, and unsurprisingly Channel 5 seemed to lose interest rather quickly, maybe this wasn’t the place for family entertainment after all.

More TV Memories – Charmed.

Charmed (WB, 1998-2006)

This is one last American supernatural series that I want to review, and then that’s all of them. Charmed is a show that centres around the three Halliwell sisters Prue, Piper, and Phoebe (no relation to Geri as far as I know). They turned out to be the most exciting trio since the Sugababes came on to the scene. They live together in a house in Los Angeles that they inherited from their grandmother, and they are in for a surprise.

This is because they discover The Book Of Shadows, and it turns out that they are all from a family of witches. They all have special abilities individually, including being able to freeze time, or see the future. And when they are really stuck in a corner and facing a huge amount of ghosts and demons all at once, they can combine their powers into The Power Of Three, which usually does the job. vlcsnap-01039

There were also plenty of special effects which helped to show off the creative ideas, such as people randomly appearing from nowhere, or turning into mermaids, and so on. It was all rather entertainingly far-fetched and there was plenty of humour added in. But can they be trusted to use their powers properly and not give away their secrets? vlcsnap-01040

Prue left at the end of the third series, which was a shock, and she was replaced by Paige, a long-lost half-sister that Piper and Phoebe didn’t even though they had, but this meant that they could retain the trio of powerful witches, who went on to have many more adventures, and there were plenty of guest appearances from people who didn’t have a problem with entering this rather strange world. The show went on to do rather well and help establish the fledging WB channel in America. vlcsnap-01041

Charmed retains a good reputation, and always features high-up in those endless “77 great TV shows beginning with C from the 90s”-type lists that fill magazines. There was also some merchandise, including a computer game, books and just like Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Xena: Warrior Princess, there was a monthly magazine for a short while that featured further insight into the show. charmed2

There were 178 episodes of Charmed in eight series. They were shown on various channels in the UK throughout the 2000s, including Channel 4, Channel 5, and LivingTV, but this was usually in an afternoon slot, so they were probably edited, because aren’t they always. I must admit that I don’t remember watching a huge amount of them at the time, but I did enjoy what I saw of them. charmed

All of the episodes have been released on DVD, and that’s a huge 48 discs altogether. There aren’t that many extras, but they do include a look behind the scenes. And in 2018, there was a revival of Charmed, which was a variation on the same idea, although it featured a different cast, and I think a few episodes have been shown in the UK too.

More TV Memories – Xena: Warrior Princess.

Xena: Warrior Princess (1995-2001)

Following on from the likes of Alias, Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Dark Angel, this is another one of the few TV drama series that I really got into, and this is how I first came across this one. Xena: Warrior Princess is an imported series that was first shown in this country as part of the launch schedule of Channel 5 in 1997. When I watched the preview of what they were going to offer, this was one of the shows that definitely stood out to me.

The show was going to feature as a main part of the Saturday Night schedule, alongside the likes of Night Fever, when Channel 5’s image was aiming to be feisty, fresh, fun, and probably some other words beginning with F. While this is the kind of combination that for most people wasn’t going to lure them away from the likes of Blind Date or achieve huge ratings, I definitely thought that this one was worth giving a go. x1

Xena: Warrior Princess was related to the similar show Hercules: The Legendary Journeys (it’s probably not a coincidence that this one was shown in the early days of Channel 5 too). Xena (Lucy Lawless) was a woman who travelled around the world to various places including Ancient Greece alongside her friend Gabrielle (although there were always rumours that Gabrielle was supposed to be more than just a friend), and they are the two main characters. vlcsnap-00332

Xena encountered all kinds of enemies along the way, but because of her attitude and strength, she would simply whip out her sword, and accompanied by some spectacular stunts, she would finish all of them off with ease, this really was some exciting action-packed stuff. The show also usually featured some odd credits about how many people had or hadn’t been harmed in the making of the episode. vlcsnap-00423

Another interesting thing about the show for me was that because it was made on location in New Zealand, a few episodes featured some people who would go on to be main cast members of The Tribe, a Channel 5 show that I was a big fan of, including Amy “Zandra” Morrison in a series 3 episode, and Beth “Amber” Allen in a series 4 episode. vlcsnap-00428

There were 134 episodes of Xena: Warrior Princess in six series, and all of them have been released on DVD in a rather fancy 36-disc boxset. Other merchandise has included books, computer games, and a monthly magazine that ran for a few years. I do remember it being advertised, but I never had any myself. 25 years on, the show retains a big fanbase who still enjoy the thrilling action it has to offer. x2